Sometimes, when life seems like it's getting tough, I like to take a bath in macaroni salad.

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If you can just hold on long enough, you won't puke.

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When I was a kid, I always wanted an all concrete yard so that I never had to cut grass again. But now that I am in the city, I appreciate the green. That said, I hate cutting grass.

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This is a house of mystery. No, scratch that. A house of shenanigans.

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One more draw, one more sip. I always leave some behind. I never finish a drink. Sometimes, I feel like I can't finish all they have given me. Other times, I hover at the table and want to sip again and again at my water. Just one sip. Just one more taste. All water is recycled over time, again and again. You may have drank the water that a famous gladiator once sipped. Who knows?

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Most of us never realize that we are creating shrines to our lives. We only see that we are placing what's in our pockets somewhere or our loose change somewhere to collect it for eventual use. But the truth is, we are leaving our identity for others to see.

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That duck has something to hide.

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Why are games called such horrible names? Aggravation. Trouble. Monopoly. I guess Candy Land is a good name. It does not make you think all fucking hell is about to rain down. If there was a board game that I had my face on, it'd be Sorry.

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Sometimes, it's simple. But it's times like that that I realize that worrying about life makes it even less simple. Why obsess over simple? Just enjoy that it is that way. These guys? If you can't get it? They don't have it. Also, if they don't have it, the other signs says that they will get it. Even if you can't find it, you don't need it, but you'll get it. See? Simple.

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"I do declare," said Barbie, "we are going to a cotillion."

"Do you think the boys will ask us to dance?" inquired Barbie.

"I, for one, know that they surely will," answered Barbie.

"But my dress...will the boys notice my dress?" Barbie was in a state.

Just then, a small child bought all 4 for $3 and threw them in a shopping bag.

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What route did these hard rubber tires once roll over? Did they take the kids from to some other place, far from the two lane highway that goes over hills and valleys, buried in the woods? The kids are long gone, long escaped and the cars remain, hoping to fuel the dreams of a whole new generation of drivers.

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One would have to figure that if Fred an cut through rocks in the quarry that he works in, his work with firewood has to be immaculate.

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