There have been plenty of great movies made about my life. I've starred in them. Now, I've never seen them played at a theater. But I am sure they exist. I remember shooting them, I remember watching them. I don't really remember the incidents they were based on, because the only way I could survive said incidents was to pretend they were a movie. If you see one of the posters for them or a commercial on TV, let me know.

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