I can remember the first time I had a dream that I realized, mid-dream, that it was not true. It was all about someone giving me a Flash Gordon stamp set. I woke up and realized that it was something that wasn't even made. This dream, however, was much better than the dream I had last week. Someone made me lucky charms, and I really wanted lucky charms. I mean, by making them, they poured a bowl. They were not made from scratch. That would be ridiculous. They poured the cereal into a living monkey head. The monkey begged me not to kill it to taste the delicious green clovers and purple diamonds. I woke up screaming.

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