I have learned how to shoot guns.
I am learning about cars.
I am training my dog to get mental powers.
I know 9 ways to kill a zombie.
I have plans.

But still, I was not ready for my own personal apocalypse.
My idea of dealing with things is...
Well, I'm like the US Army in Vietnam when it comes to relationships.
I'm in enemy territory and there are people hiding in the trees using sniper rifles.
So instead of being patient and trying to work things out...
I call in an air strike and scorch the earth.
And then I try and atone for it.

I don't want to burn the village to save it.
Please.

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