She guarded the dining room table. Neither cat nor misbehaving dog would get close to the nuggets filled with corndog. The chicken and hot sauce and too much blue cheese pizza would be safe, as her sausage form would be a bulwark against the combined powers of poorly behaved animals who conspire together. She's smart. She's from the hood. You may be from the streets, but she has wiles and is a brigadoon commander and you really can't ever fuck with that.

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