I know who my real friends are when they can fall asleep watching TV with me.

We used to all live in a house together. Before that, an apartment. It was just my brother and me, but people always came over. Those that fell asleep and didn't complain when we did, those are the people that moved into the house.

It takes a great deal of trust to nap next to anyone. Sleep is the one time that I feel you are most vulnerable.

I'm not saying I want all of my friends to be sleepy.

I just don't want any harsh critics to complain when a movie makes me sleepy.

And when I say "good night," that usually means I am almost passed out.

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