Alright.

Someone asked me why gay people speak effemenitely. Not in a homophobic way, because man, she’s super far, like in another galaxy from the homophobe galaxy.

At first, I said that they grew up watching Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly and Rip Tayor. However, she pointed out, very cleverly, that gay people existed before then and they were effemenite.

I had to put some thought into this.

The amygdala is what we call the “lizard brain,” descended from dinosaurs. Let’s not get into the Scopes Monkey Trial here. Just listen and go with the theory, please.

The dinosaurs all were effemenite. And most were gay, after awhile. I mean, look at T Rex's arms and limp wrists. This led to them becoming extinct.

The amygdala controls fear and is part of the old dinosaur brain. It also controls our survival ability.

As gay people must deal with so much prejudice, including being attacked, their lizard brain works much harder to help them survive. That's why they have a more pronounced lisp, recalling their ancestors.

After I came up with this theory, I saw this on wikipedia:

In 2008, researchers at the Karolinska Institute have employed MRI scans to demonstrate that the heterosexual male and homosexual female brains have nerve connections mostly in the right side of the amygdala.

My theory is now a fact.

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