Tonight is trick or treat. Some kids will come by and take candy and I will rot their teeth with it. They will place out large plastic buckets and I will fill it. I used to look forward to this holiday so much that I staked out every store looking for the perfect costume. Today, I stood in K-Mart and looked around and realized that Halloween had passed me by and we were standing in Christmas. And this year, we're gonna cancel Christmas. Don't we promise to do that every year? Let's just cancel all holidays and chain our legs to desks we don't want to be at. Fuck it. But tonight? Tonight I will hand out candy.

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