Tuesday, July 03, 2007

My campaign promises

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Four hour lunches.
Dollar stores everywhere.
Miniature golf all night.
Every meal has hummus.
Your desk is out in a grass strewn field from here on out.
No coming in to work before 11.
You better be finished by 2.
All issues will be solved with a drunken shopping cart race.
And when you're at that Super K-Mart at 2:19 AM, please check your heart rate.
Pass Go and still collect $200.
Everything is a triple word score.
All the boats better be solar powered.
Someone will handle all your bills and appointments for you.
You'll all get your very own Dyson. I don't want to push material goods, but everyone needs a clean carpet.
I recommend everyone gets an orange cat.
No being defeatist.
Everyone skate backwards.

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