My uncle used to tell this story.

Every day, a guy came home from work and brought a brick in his lunchbox. It wasn't really stealing. He just took one brick. When he retired, he used all of the bricks to build a house. When he was done, he had one brick left. He threw it over his shoulder.

He also used to tell this story.

A man, a woman and her dog were in a car. The man was smoking a cigar and she asked him to put it out. He refused, saying her dog smelled worse. She took his cigar and threw it out the window. He took her dog and threw it out the window. She screamed for him to stop. They waited for the dog. When the dog got there, he had the last brick in his mouth.

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